Connections

Charlie had a window in his office.  He noticed the snow falling and thought that he would give it an hour and see if it stopped.  By the three hour mark, it still hadn’t.  He was a small man, bald and potbellied.  He rose out of his chair and into the small hallway of his office into the main area of his store.  

His store was fragrant and beautiful.  It sold scented candles of all kind.  The walls were a light pink and the carpet was a deep blue.  Gentle music was playing over the speakers.  There was artwork made by his wife and children on the wall, framed of course.  His two employees, Riley and Caroline, didn’t stop working.    

“Riley, Caroline,” he said and they turned their heads to look at him.  “I don’t want to drive home in this shit and if I don’t want to do it, I don’t feel like you should have to do it either.  Go home for the day.  You’ll get paid for the rest of the day.”

“Thanks, boss,” Riley said.

“I don’t drive in,” Caroline said. 

“Well, you deserve a day off either way.  Get out of here,” Charlie said.  “I’ll close up.  Riley, I’m sorry that I didn’t do this earlier.  You have much farther than I have to go.”

“Don’t worry about it, boss.”

“Get going and I would appreciate a text that you got home safe.”

“Will do, boss.”

“You can call me, Charlie.”

“You got it, boss.”

Charlie rolled his eyes and went to the cash register to start cashing it out.  Riley and Caroline went into the employee area and gathered their things.  They walked out into the parking lot of the strip mall.  Caroline helped him clean off his car and then Charlie’s.  

“Do you need a ride home?” Riley asked Caroline.

“I’m good,” Caroline said.  “Safe travels.”

Riley gave her a two finger salute and got into his car.  He pulled out slowly as Charlie came through the door.  Charlie waved at him and got into his car.  Riley started home going slowly.  It normally took him about thirty minutes on the back roads but this would be probably around forty to fifty.  But as his father always said, go slow in snow, get home in one go.  He thought that his dad was really trying to push for that rhyme.  

Thinking about his dad’s words made him think about Charlie.  His dad liked Charlie and told him to respect the man.  Riley did respect him and it was the reason that he called him boss.  He was the boss.  He was a man of honor and dignity.  He stood up for his employees when the shittier customers gave them the stick.  

His wife was beautiful, tall and willowy.  She had modeled in her youth and had only stopped when she found something else that interested in her.  One of Riley’s coworkers had decided to make a pass at her because he thought that he was God’s gift to women.  Charlie’s wife laughed in his face.  She called her husband and told him what had happened.  Charlie had laughed as well.  They kept laughing until the coworker quit in tears.  

The store was a pet project of Charlie who three loves in his lives.  His wife and children and in a far second, candles.  He made most of them himself.  It’s what kept bringing people back.  He paid Riley enough that he didn’t need a second job.  He gave them health insurance.  At times he felt like he was wasting his life but why break up a good thing?  

The areas outside of the strip mall was mostly farmland.  He kept driving, watching horses wander back into their stable.  There was no one on the road.  It was only eleven a.m.  He thought about the people in their office buildings that stupidly didn’t work for Charlie.  The roads were already starting to get bad.  It would be miserable later that night.   

He got to an intersection with a four way stop.  A man was walking down the street and came to the stop sign.  Riley figured that he could let the man go.  It was worse walking through this than driving.  He thought that up until the man slip and fell.  It was a particularly nasty fall, the man was on his legs and then they went to their left and he hit the ground.  

The man got up but then fell once more.  He then just kind of laid down.  Riley thought driving away but then he wondered when someone would come along.  He thought about it for a few seconds and then put his car in park.

He went to the man.  

“Hello there,” he said.  “Do you need some help?”

“I’m fine, my arm just hurts a little bit,” the man said.

“Can I help you up?”

“I’m fine.”

“Please, sir.”

The man relented and Riley helped him to his feet.  The two of them walked over to Riley’s car.  The man pulled back his hood.  He was old with a well kept beard and whitening hair.  He was wearing a large windbreaker coat.  

“Thank you,” the man said.

“No problem,” Riley said.  “The name’s Riley.  What’s yours?”

“Morgan.”

“Good to meet you, Morgan.  Can I take you somewhere to get checked out?”

“I’m fine.”

“You said your arm hurt and not to be a little ageist, you’re older.  I’m worrying you…”
“I’m not having a heart attack.  I had one of those and I know it’s not that.”

“Sir, please.  The urgent care is just up the road and I’ll take you home.”

“Fine.”

The two of them drove into the snow.  They got to the other strip mall and Riley helped Morgan out of the car.  He shook him off but was still holding his arm.  The urgent care was thankfully open.  A young Indian woman in scrubs was sitting at the front desk.

“Wow, I was just about to leave.  That is providence,” she said.  “How can I help you?”

“This man is having arm pains and he fell out in the snow,” Riley said.

“Are you…” 

“I’m not having a heart attack!” Morgan growled.  

“Fine, fine.  Come in the back, let me check you out.  Would you like your son to come with you?” the doctor asked. 

“He’s not my son,” Morgan said.

“Just a good Samaritan,” Riley added.

“Let’s get you checked out, I’m doctor Indara Patel.”

“You can go, Riley,” Morgan said.  

“I’ll wait.  Gotta make sure you get home or I’ll worry,” Riley said flopping into a chair.  

Riley pulled out his phone and texted his boyfriend.  It was starting to get serious but he still hadn’t met his family.  His name was Keith and he was really getting into with him.  

Riley: Hey, I think that we should cancel tonight.  The snow is really bad.  

Keith: Yeah, I think that’s best.

Riley walked back out to his car and got a book from his bag.  He started reading and made it through a fair amount of his book before Morgan came out wearing a sling.  He seemed unhappy.  

“His arm is broken, I’ve given him some pain medication and an order to take it easy,” Dr. Patel said to Riley.  

“Got it,” Riley said as if that meant anything to him.

“Thank you, miss,” Morgan said sincerely.

“No problem.  I can close up shop with a sound heart,” she said.  “You boys get home safe.”

Riley lead Morgan out to the car and opened the door for him.  He asked Morgan his address and Morgan told him.  He noticed that Morgan stopped and looked at the pride bumper sticker on the back of his car and hesitated for a moment.  He climbed in and Riley started putting the address into his GPS.  

“Do you have a charging cable?  My phone’s dead.  I have to let my son know what’s going on,” Morgan said. 

“Yeah, here,” Riley said and handed it to him.

“Thanks.”

They drove in silence for about three blocks. 

“I know what that sticker on the back of your car means,” Morgan said.

“Oh, do you want me to let you out?” Riley asked.

“No, it’s fine.  My son’s gay.”

“And you’re cool with it?”

“I don’t fully get it but I don’t have to.  He’s happy and I love him.  I call that a win.”

“That’s pretty good.”

“How did your parents take it?”

“My dad gave my mom a twenty when I came out.  They were accepting after that.”

“Ha, he sounds fun.”

“Hm.”

They lapsed into silence.  

“My son brought me to one of those parades one year.  Told me to wear a ‘Free Dad Hugs’ shirts.  So many of them came up to me.  They wept.  They cried in my arms.  I’ve never been more furious in my life.  What poor excuse for a parent lets their child think they don’t care about them?  For that?  Idiots,” Morgan said.  

“Testify,” Riley added.

“My son’s mother didn’t accept him.  It was the one thing bad about her.  I still miss her.  I wish she could have gotten around it.  She missed a lot of good times with him.”

“Hm.”

“Are you seeing anyone?”

“Oh, yeah, I’m dating a great guy.”

“Good.  You’re a good person, helping someone you don’t know.”

“I couldn’t leave you.  It’d be horrible.  I’d be like one of those parents.”

“Exactly.”

Riley drummed his fingers on the steering wheel and then told Siri to play some Johnny Cash.  Morgan nodded approvingly.  

“My phone has a bit of a charge, I’m going to call my son,” Morgan said.

“Go ahead,” Riley said.

Morgan put the phone to his ear.  The son on the other end picked up immediately.  Riley only heard one side of the conversation and it went like this: 

“Hello?  Yeah, I’m fine.  I just had a bit of a slip.  My arm is busted.  I’ll be fine.  I was out walking.  A nice young man picked me up.  Took me to the urgent care.  Nice doctor.  Said she ask for his number but turns out he’s gay.  Yeah, yeah.  He’s going to take me home.  Should be about thirty minutes.  You don’t have to do that.  I can manage.  Fine.  I’ll see you in a bit.  I love you.  See you soon.”

He hung up the phone. 

“My son is going to meet us at my house,” Morgan said.  

“Good, I’ll know when he gets near.  Using my gaydar.  We don’t tell you that’s what it’s actually for.  Identifying when we’re near to each other.  Straight people don’t actually have it,” Riley said.

Morgan let out a coughing laugh.  Riley noticed his phone was buzzing.  He saw it was Keith.  He answered it on speaker phone.  

“Hello?” Riley asked.  

“Hey!” Keith said. 
    Morgan looked down at the phone. 

“My dad fell when he was out walking, I’m heading over to his house.  He broke his arm,” Keith gasped.

“That sucks,” Riley said.

“Yeah, some guy is driving him home.  I’d kiss him, if I wasn’t already dating you,” Keith said.  

Riley glanced at Morgan, a smile spreading across his face.  

“I mean, you can kiss him if you want.  He’s doing something really nice,” Riley said chuckling a little bit.  

“He is,” Keith said.  “Why did he need to go for a walk!  I would have brought him anything he needed.  Ugh, I love him but he’s so stubborn sometimes.”

Morgan looked at the phone and raised an eyebrow.  Riley realized that he was walking a tightrope walk.  

“Let’s not be too harsh on him.  Everything you told me about him shows that he’s a good guy,” Riley said quickly.  

“He is, he’s the best man I know.  He’s my hero.  He just needs to know that sometimes he shouldn’t go out in a blizzard,” Keith said.

Morgan nodded his head back and forth seemingly agreeing.  

“You know you never told me your dad’s name.  What is it?” Riley said.

“Morgan,” Keith said.

“Cool name.”

“It is.  Alright, I have to pay attention to the road.  I’ll see you later. I might have to stay over his house a few times to make sure that he’s okay.”

“Hey, do what you have to do.  No worries on my end.”

“Okay great.  I’ll see you when I can.”

“See you.”

Keith hung up and Morgan and Riley started laughing.  

“I thought I wasn’t going to make it through that,” Morgan said wiping at his eyes.  

“That was so funny,” Riley said.  

They came to a stop at a stoplight.  Morgan turned in his seat.  

“Nice to meet you,” he said and offered his hand.

“An absolute pleasure to meet you, sir,” Riley said.

“Call me Morgan.”

“Now that you’ve asked, I will.”

“Do you want to stay at my house when Keith gets there?”

“That would be great.  How funny would it be if when he comes through the door, I just come out of the kitchen or something.”

“That’d be great.”

They got to Morgan’s house and Riley helped him into the house.  The two of them sat playing chess and drinking cocoa while they waited.  Morgan was much friendlier now and was sharing stories about Keith.  It was timing perfection where Riley was getting them more cocoa and he heard the door open.  

The look on Keith’s face when he walked into the living room with three cups of cocoa was one that Riley would hold onto for the rest of his life.  During their wedding years later, Morgan would tell this story again with tears in his eyes.  He would toast the man that was a stranger and now he called son.  

Favorite Pokemon Site

This is kind of stupid. I know it is. These are little pieces of 0’s and 1’s. But people get attached to fictional characters all the time. To me, it just says more about humanity and the way that our hearts fall for certain things.

There’s a website where you can name your favorite Pokemon. And every one of them, including the stupid trash bag pokemon has been claimed as someone’s favorite.

Waste of everyone’s time

I don’t know why, it just makes me kind of happy. It’s a really stupid feeling to have. But it just makes me marvel at the way people’s minds work and their appreciation for even the least of things.

I Slipped into Vegetarianism

I’ve been trying to lose weight and eat healthy. To that end, I adapted the lunch that I take to work to be cucumber slices, an apple, blueberries and strawberries and chicken salad with cucumber and onion. The chicken salad goes on top of a handful of spinach.

Then I took a look at the amount of cholesterol in chicken and I was like I can’t truck with this. I don’t want to go out to no lame-ass heart attack. I’m trying to exercise more by going on walks and getting back into swimming, more on that one later. Anyway, the amount of cholesterol in chicken was ridiculous so I decided to look into alternatives.

I found the vegan food section and decided to take a risk on that. I bought the chorizo crumbles, which showed zero cholesterol and a small amount of saturated fat and decided to make a meal out of it with corn, black beans and pickled jalapenos. I add chipotle, cayenne and a different chipotle with roasted garlic as I saute it altogether. It’s delicious. I add guacamole, salsa and hot sauce as well. The chohula stuff, I think that I was recently shamed for using Frank’s. I had bought it out of Frank solidarity.

Anyway, I also have veggie burgers for two dinners during the week. That’s a little treat I have for myself. I love French fries but I don’t want to eat them because they’re terrible for me. So, like a lot of things I’ve found an alternative. I cut up a potato into slices and saute that with a little oil and boom you got a nice French fry like thing.

The rest of the week, it’s salads baby. I used to make my salads only with spinach but it’s kind of limp and boring. I started adding some hearts of romaine lettuce to give it some of that crunch. Throw in some sliced tomatoes, shredded carrots, shredded cheese, fake bacon bits, onions, pepita seeds and with about a teaspoon of low fat ranch dressing. I don’t like too much dressing on my salads because it just gets drowned.

It’s been a fun little journey. I definitely feel like I have more energy and I’ve lost some weight. I’m about to start a new thing where I drink a cup of beet juice. Never had a beet in my life but I heard that that’s good for heart health and gives you a nice little energy boost as well.

I’m not exactly sure why I wrote this. Maybe I wanted to give you an update on where I’m at. I don’t think I want you to follow me on this if you don’t think you have any health problems. I also don’t want to force anyone to be a vegetarian or vegan. This has just been a fun little venture. I didn’t think that it would be this easy.

Why am I Not Writing?

I haven’t seriously worked on a manuscript in quite a while. I don’t know why. I’m sure there are things that I can talk to my therapist about this that could get to the heart of it. But it’s Sunday morning and I don’t see her until later this week. Time to think about this on my blog.

It’s not that I don’t have ideas. I’m constantly thinking about my writing. I’m constantly mapping out plot lines, characters and locations. I have big plans for my manuscripts and the world that I’m creating. The work is there, it’s just waiting for me to do it.

I have a writing partner who is burning through one of my past manuscripts, improving it with every comment she makes. I appreciate her to no end. I know that I’m eventually going to have to start coming up with new stuff for her to read. Yet, I don’t do it.

It’s not that I’m not writing at all. It’s just been this blog and short stories. I haven’t gotten into the nitty gritty of a novel or novella. The issue could be that I’m not being kind to myself. That I’m allowing my inner thoughts to tell me that not all writing is created equally and because it’s not a novel, it doesn’t count. But writing is good no matter what you do. It helps free up your mind and lift your spirits. Which is why I don’t want to poo-poo non-novel writing, that would by extension make fanfiction not legitimate when it is.

It could be the size of the project. I know that it’s a number of tinier projects but even with just one part of it, sometimes it feels a bit too much. Maybe I’m looking at this the wrong way. The short stories I’ve been writing are more like building up speed. I’ll get back to the novels once I get these stories out.

That could be it, because I do feel a little backed up when it comes to writing. I wrote in my journal last night for the first time in about six months. The act of it, made me want to do it more. So, I’m going to try and make it a daily thing. Turn myself into a regular old Doug Funny. I’m going to follow this idea for a while and see if it pans out. I’m just going to write until I literally can’t anymore. It’ll be a happy journey no matter the destination.

Dealbreakers- Being Rude to Wait Staff

I don’t care who you are. I don’t care how beautiful you are. I don’t care how charming and darling you are. If you are rude to wait staff, I will throw down the money for my meal and I will fucking leave(Leaving someone with the bill is detestable).

Being rude to wait staff shows you exactly what kind of person that you’re dealing with. They think people are beneath them and pathetic. They don’t give baseline respect. They will be a shit to you at some point in the future.

Being that we should move away from conscripted military service, we should have people do mandatory service jobs. Make them learn how to live like the common people. You wouldn’t have to do it for a year, you could give them three months and they would learn not to be assholes. I wonder how long that would take to work the Karen attitude out of our society. I think give it a generation or two for the old Karens to die and then we could move on as a far nicer and kinder world.

But of course, there are some people that don’t learn understanding from suffering and decide to inflict their pain on others. That could throw a wrench into the whole thing.

That brings me back to the whole thing about being rude to service workers. Like, I would like to think that it wasn’t just my past in the service industry that makes me a good person and that I’m not rude to them. It’s stupid in general to be rude to someone who has access to your food. Not that I think that all wait staff is going to do bad things to the food if they can. I think it’s just so easy.

But a restaurant while not a house is still someone’s property and livelihood. They invited you in and you’re going to be rude to them?

It just further infuriates me when you get TikTokers going into stores and causing a mess. They turn them into human props because they know that they can’t do anything to them. It reminds me of Homer and the Amish.

Is that who you want to be like? Homer Simpson?

You Just Kind of Know

Failure isn’t a bad thing and I don’t think that you should ever give up on your dreams. However, I know that I’ve met people in my life who have done so. Those are the people that I try to offer a bit more patience to but the thing is, they are generally not great to be around.

They tend to have a low level of annoyance going at all times. Like a bull constantly getting ready to fight against something. The whole world is frustrating to them. They want vengeance for their dashed dreams. It’s even worse if the world has piled up things that just further push them away from what they really wanted to do. Children, jobs they hate but need or other things like that.

Those things that pile up just churn up more bitterness. Eventually, leading them to have their hatred and anger right behind the eyes. You can see it almost a mile away in these people. The bitterness.

I’ve always believed that you shouldn’t give up on your dreams and that you should push towards them. I know though that I write that from a place of extreme privilege in that I have no one to take care of but myself and I have a good enough job to afford me to do what I want to do.

So, the only thing I can offer is to find a way to do it in an affordable way when you can, which is a tall order for some people. My father knew about my dreams of being a writer but he always wanted me to make sure that I had a job to fall back on. I find the little hours where I can write. According to Stephen King you’re a writer when you have six-eight hours a day to write. I think that that’s stupid though. What would be the point if you’re sitting there and nothing is coming out? I think you should always be thinking about your writing or whatever your hobby is. It can calm you throughout the day.

The benefit for those looking to achieve their dreams is that it’s slightly more possible with the world of Youtube. You can use that to find your possible fans, to elevate yourself and just find a community. It’s raised stars from a variety of people and it could be someone else.

All to make the world a little less angry. Lord knows there’s too much of it. Maybe it would also stop people from voting stupidly.

There Has Always Been a Sexy Fox Character

Throughout the ages there have always been sexy fox characters. The first in my memory is Robin Hood from Disney’s Robin Hood. If Helen of Troy had a face that launched a thousand ships, this anthropomorphic fox launched a thousand fursuits.

I’m not a furry, but I get it

From there, there has always been a sexy fox character just hanging around. I get why it’s foxes. I mean, one of our synonyms for sexy is foxy. I just don’t fully understand it because this isn’t my thing. Now we’ve kept it going throughout this time. Next one that I can think of is Renamon.

The amount of thirsty fanart for this digimon is through the goddamn roof. I’m trying to think of why this one hit so hard when there are so many other super thirsty designs that you don’t even need to try to make creepy through fanart.

Look at this thirst trap

An honorable mention of course is Lola Bunny from the original Space Jam. This rabbit version of Natalie Dormer came out of nowhere and probably introduced a whole new generation to the world of furries.

Wait a minute… bunny and fox. Oh my God, Disney knows what they were doing.

Could that have been a variable in the creation of this movie? Is it all coincidence? Who could say. But this more mature male fox character does lead me to one of the points of creating this post. The new Star Fox designs. Now, there have been a number of designs for Star Fox from the polygonal in Star Fox 64 to the fresh young man in Smash Bros. Ultimate.

Look at this fresh young man whose ready to hit the clubs. He looks like he drives a Ferrari but it’s not because he’s having a midlife crisis. Just that he’s living life on the edge. Over the weekend, they announced the remake for the Switch 2 and showed the new designs. And the reaction has been mixed.

Okay, I don’t hate it. But a lot of people do and I think I can understand the reason why. Go back to that last picture and look at it. Young looking and fancy free. Ready to do battle in the Smash Bros tournament or whatever the hell they’re doing. This one, seems to be more mature, older. In a word, a daddy. And I think that’s why people don’t like it. As with all things we idolize the young while we disdain the old. I’d give this new Fox a mortgage. I’d demand a co-signer for young Fox’s mortgage application.

The thing is about this Fox McCloud is that he’s a daddy. And as gaming has matured with its audience so has its characters. We’ve gotten so many games about sad dads. It’s time for a sad fox dad.

Where Am I?

I embarrassed myself a few years ago. I said to one of my lady friends who has a beautiful wife that I had just heard of this person named Chappell Roan and her wonderful music. I asked her if she had heard it and she replied “Yes, I’m married to a woman.”. It was a good burn. But it does highlight something that I never thought would happen, I am so out of the loop when it comes to music.

I thought from her sound that Chappell Roan was a cool indie artist. I didn’t realize that she was a huge pop star that everyone knew about. I was trying to come up with songs for a rock playlist and couldn’t really come up with that many. I did the whole listening to a hundred albums thing last year but I don’t remember that many songs from it. When I listen to Spotify, I keep going back to old favorites instead of finding new things.

Maybe I’m not that bad off. But the fact of the matter is that new music doesn’t excite me the way that old music did. I think a big part of it is that that music hit me at exactly that moment when I needed it. I fell in love with it. I walked with it. I took it places with me. We had a relationship. Everything since then has been a one night stand. We did our business and we both moved on.

I don’t want it to be that way but I think I can change it by listening to more music. Maybe check out some articles on Spin or Rolling Stone about up and coming bands. It could just be that I have no connection to any of these bands. When Bright Eyes was putting out the bulk of his music, I read articles about him and I was like “Oh, he’s sad just like me!”

Now that I’m on the subject of music magazines, I want to talk about Blender. Sure it had the stink of its parent company, Maxim on it, but it was a good rag nonetheless. I had a subscription but then Blender got closed down and they finished my subscription with Maxim. This was infuriating for two reasons, one its porn lite that is just like “Oh you’re not brave enough to buy Playboy.” Secondly, Maxim is/was a terrible magazine. Just the worst misogyny. It was like I ordered sushi and the chef came out and hit me with a dead fish and poured soy sauce on my head. It’s the same sentiment but completely different delivery.

The Last Man Standing in the Battle of 100 Men Vs 1 Gorilla

He didn’t know why he agreed to this. Some kind of bravado in the moment, maybe he thought it was a joke. But then he had been picked up along with five other men. They had been driven to a warehouse. There were several dozen more men there. Not one hundred. Not yet. They were still being collected. There were cameras along the walls and ceiling. It was well lit. There were no weapons around. They would be fighting hand to fist.

He looked up and got an exact number on how many of them there were. It was a large digital counter. On one side, it said 76, the other it said 0. Eight more men were brought in and the number jumped to 84. After about an hour of waiting another 16 came in and the number was now 100.

The men were standing around, talking strategy. Psyching themselves up. They were getting ready. Some of them were stretching. A voice came over a loudspeaker.

“Attention, we have collected the 100 men. It is now time to introduce the gorilla.”

There were a pair of double doors and they swung open. The gorilla came running into the room. Loping on his enormous fists. He had seen pictures of gorillas but he had never known had big one could be. Its muscles moved under its skin and hair.

Many of the men no longer seemed confident in their abilities anymore. They moved around and shifted amongst themselves. One of them was shouting for them to rush the gorilla. That they could overwhelm him.

About twenty of them, not including the one that called for them to do so, charged. The gorilla beat his chest and roared. The first one got to the gorilla and he had his neck broken by the gorilla’s enormous fist. He fell to the ground, stricken and dead.

The rest of them didn’t make much difference. The gorilla fought them with fist, hand and fang. Soon there was so much blood that it came to his shoes. Shouts of triumph soon faded to screams of terror.

At one point, the gorilla was swinging one of the men into the others. He never tired. He never slowed. When they ran, he chased them. He looked up at the digital counter and watched as it went down to 20, then 15 and finally 1. He stood in the middle of the warehouse alone. The gorilla was punching a corpse in the corner.

When he was done, he walked towards him. The last man standing. The gorilla came with the speed of inevitability. There was no running from him. There was no fighting. They were fools to think that they could contain this force of nature. When the gorilla got to him, it clasped his head in its mighty paw.

“I’m sorry, I was a fool,” he said through his tears.

*squish*

The Saturday Night Live Midnight Matinee Crew Has Been Killing It

I’ve always been a big fan of SNL, my housemates and I used to sit down and watch it almost every week. It’s sometimes hit or miss but there’s one skit that’s always on point. That’s the midnight matinee section, where it’s a little more high budget but never enough that it looks too good. As a fan of MST3K’s we’re barely above a public access show aesthetic, I’m a huge fan of this. I’m going to talk about a few of my favorite ones here today:

My Best Friend’s House- This one is wonderfully twisted and sold by the talent of Ariana Grande’s excellent comedy chops and vocal range. A young woman recalls the smells of her best friend’s house only to find out that the dad is a serial killer and it was all a coverup.

In a similar vein is the My Room sketch featuring Olivia Rodrigo. She sings about how great her room is only to find out that she’s in a zoo on a bug planet.

Probably my favorite one, is the Beppo sketch where John Mulaney is desperately trying to save a horrible monkey puppet named Beppo that’s in space.

I want to bring attention to these wonderful sketches even if I have to spoil them a little bit. Check them out and have a good laugh.