If you don’t use squeeze ketchup bottles you’re part of the problem

Who still uses the bottles of ketchup where you have to hit the bottom of the bottle to get it out? What is the point of them? If you need a large quantity of ketchup just sell it in jars. This design has never made sense to me. It either doesn’t come out or it comes out in a rush. The squeeze is just so much smarter.

I know that everything in this world is different strokes for different folks, there are still people who love smarties for some unknown reason(It’s certainly not the taste or texture of them). But it just feels so inefficient in general.

Is this what it’s like being a tech bro? Where you constantly look at everything and wonder about how you could improve it without having any actual ideas? Is that what I’ve become?

I just know whenever I see one of these fuckers I’m just like, this is going to be a bad time. I’m going to waste food which is terrible.

While I’m on the subject those fucking influencers who are like I feel like making a bowl of cereal and then empty like two boxes of cereal into a bowl with some milk only to waste it all are even worse than this bottle. I have an exact example of someone doing this but I’d like not to focus that much on people’s pasts if they’re trying to make an effort to change and grow. He did and here’s the proof:

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/infamous-tiktoker-notorious-creating-excessive-120000366.html

Anyway, if you buy this bottle, please explain why. Because it should be done away with. It’s a waste of everyone’s god damn time.

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