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If you don’t use squeeze ketchup bottles you’re part of the problem

Who still uses the bottles of ketchup where you have to hit the bottom of the bottle to get it out? What is the point of them? If you need a large quantity of ketchup just sell it in jars. This design has never made sense to me. It either doesn’t come out or it comes out in a rush. The squeeze is just so much smarter.

I know that everything in this world is different strokes for different folks, there are still people who love smarties for some unknown reason(It’s certainly not the taste or texture of them). But it just feels so inefficient in general.

Is this what it’s like being a tech bro? Where you constantly look at everything and wonder about how you could improve it without having any actual ideas? Is that what I’ve become?

I just know whenever I see one of these fuckers I’m just like, this is going to be a bad time. I’m going to waste food which is terrible.

While I’m on the subject those fucking influencers who are like I feel like making a bowl of cereal and then empty like two boxes of cereal into a bowl with some milk only to waste it all are even worse than this bottle. I have an exact example of someone doing this but I’d like not to focus that much on people’s pasts if they’re trying to make an effort to change and grow. He did and here’s the proof:

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/infamous-tiktoker-notorious-creating-excessive-120000366.html

Anyway, if you buy this bottle, please explain why. Because it should be done away with. It’s a waste of everyone’s god damn time.

How Many Celebrities’ Names Become a Lot Funnier When You Change the First Letters of Their First and Last Names to B’s

Bugh Baurie

Bill Burray

Bonan B’Brien 

Bcarlett Bohanssen

Banny Bexbang

Bhanning Batum

Bon Bon Bovi

Btevie Bonder

Bustin Bieber

Bhris Bvans

Byan Bosling 

Budrey Bepburn 

Bavid Beckham

Beck

Bruce Bampbell

Bllen Begeneres 

Bdras Blba 

Bon Beremy

Blivia Blaina Bay

Bamela Bnderson

Bera Batrick

Bdam Best

Billy Brystal

Botorious B. I. G

Bce Bube

Bicki Binaj

Biley Byrus

Barmen Blectra

Belena Bomez

Baylor Bwift

Bhostface Biller

Ble Birty Bastard

BZA 

BZA

Big Baby Besus

Bim Bardashian 

Baris Bilton 

Bindsay Bohan

Bmanda Beyfreid

Br. Bre

Bohnny Bash

Bwayne “The Bock” Bohnson
Bltimate Barrior
Bideo Bujima

Burt Bobain

Now please say in the comments at what point this post became not funny or add your own!  Thank you.