A Moment in the Lives of Two Early Risers

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The sound of her leather jacket was soothing. She had done her makeup the night before and put her hair into a bun on top of her head. Wrapping it with a bandana. There was the crunch of gravel underneath her feet as she walked into the convenience store.

There was an old man standing behind the counter. He was reading a paperback novel. There was music playing on the overhead speakers. Given that it was morning, she bought a small sleeve of donuts. He had a pot of coffee going and she poured herself a cup. Adding her sugar and cream, she approached the counter.

“Morning,” he said setting down his novel.

“Good morning,” she said.

He looked at Julia. She was young, somewhere in her early twenties. She had bright red lipstick and her skin was pale. She wore a buttoned down dark blue shirt with white polka dots tied at the waist. Black boots and black leggings.

She glanced at him. He had a Santa quality about him. Was probably a grandpa. He wore a black Motley Crue T-shirt and jeans. He had tiny reading glasses perched on the edge of his nose.

He glanced at the clock. It was five in the morning.

“If you don’t mind me asking, what’re you doing up so early, dressed so fine?” he asked.

“Couldn’t sleep,” Julia said. “Thought I would take my bike out for a ride. Go see the sun rise.”

“That sounds like a helluva morning,” the old man said.

“I noticed your sign has different hours. You shouldn’t be open this early.”

“Couldn’t sleep so I figured I could make some money to early risers like yourself.”

“That’s fair.”

“Where are you heading to see the sunrise?”

“West Quoddy Head lighthouse. I’m racing the sun.”

“Funny, isn’t it? The most eastern point in America is called West Quoddy. Interesting.”

She held out a twenty.

“Keep it,” he said. “You have a good ride. Wish I was your age again. Sounds like you’re having fun.”

“I am and I don’t want to short a small business, especially one run by such a gentleman,” Julia said.

“Fair enough.”

He took the cash and gave her her change. She offered her hand and the took shook. She walked out of the store and threw her leg over her bike. She started it up, revved the engine and took off down the road.

The road to the lighthouse needed people to be wide awake. The coffee was a boon to her. She got to the lighthouse and parked her bike in the parking lot. She climbed the small hill and waited.

There were others there with her. They were doing the same. Waiting for the sun. Waiting for a new day full of promise.

She thought about the breakup that she had gone through recently. How for so long, she had felt wrong and foolish for breaking up with him. He had done such a good job putting her down. Trying to dampen her light. Now though, as the sun rose turning the sky pink. The feel of the sea on her face, she felt alive again. Light and beautiful. She raised her cup to the sun and hoped that the old man at the convenience store had a good day as well.

The next day was rainy and cloudy. The day after promised clear skies.

Because of this, an older gentleman, white of beard and aching in his bones rolled a motorcycle out of his garage. An older but slightly younger woman, not used to being awake at this time of day but happy that her husband was happy, came walking out of the house securing a helmet over her hair.

“Let’s go, mama,” he said.

They drove into the coming dawn. They saw the sunrise. They hit the road again. They saw where the day could take them.

Should I Still Be Embarrassed Writing Fanfiction?

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I have written fanfiction since I was thirteen years old. I told no one for years. I still don’t tell that many people. But I just watched a movie called Turtles All the Way Down where Star Wars fanfiction features heavily into it.

Is fanfiction cool now? I severely doubt it but I wonder… because we’ve seen fanfiction go mainstream. Fifty Shades of Grey became one of the biggest franchises in bad BDSM history and it’s just Twilight fanfiction. Ditto the After series, which is just Harry Styles fanfiction(If I was Harry Styles, I would totally sue for that). Cassandra Clare and Sarah Rees Brennan got their start writing fanfiction too.

I read a few articles about the subject and they all come down to the same thing. Writing is writing and it’s good or bad. We should be celebrating people being creative, not shame them for it.

However, much like how DND has become more mainstream, there is something that is still considered nerdier than it. LARPing. Disclaimer that I want to try LARPing and play an NPC that never goes on adventures. I just want to be a barkeep that offers quests to people and never leaves his bar or an item shop owner. Seems like a nice peaceful life.

Discretion over, my LARPing in the fanfiction world is real person fanfiction. There’s just something too parasocial and offputting when you write about real people.

Though to be fair, another great work, Dante’s Inferno is real person self insert fanfiction. Where Dante is like “I met Vergil and we became best friends and also I saw all these people that didn’t like me in hell”. So, maybe it’s not my cup of tea because I’m too blind to it.

There might come a day that I’ll feel confident enough to share one of my fanfics on this blog. Put my full name on it. Today isn’t that day. But for those that are able to do it, I salute you.

And hey, if you’ve written your own fanfiction and want to share, leave a comment with the link.

If you haven’t written fanfiction, go forth and do so! Get weird with it.

Write Fanfiction Before You Start Writing

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(There’s a scrape of metal on wood as I drag a chair over and turn it around. I sit on it backwards. I’m clearly uncomfortable but going to push through.)

Hey, kids. Let’s rap. I’m down with what the kids are with it these days. Let’s talk about writing.

So, you have rough ideas of your characters, the setting and concept for your manuscript. But you don’t know how to start or where to go with it. Well, I have the solution for what ails you.

Write fanfiction.

I see you slamming your hands against the table as you jump to your feet. You point your fingers like a bunch of Phoenix Wrights.

Hear me out. What is the purpose of fanfiction? Fanfiction has many purposes, it’s great practice for early writers who haven’t come up with their own concepts yet, you can use it to explore relationships that you haven’t seen in the media you’re fanficcing, add missing scenes that you feel should be included. But most of all, you can use it to learn how to write in voice.

And that’s why you should write fanfiction of your own work. You don’t have to worry about the scenario or place your characters in, you can just throw them in the sandbox and see how they interact with one another. You can establish how they interact, possibly hint at their past and then workshop that into your main work. You can also figure out what the tone is regarding your work. Is it fun and playful or dark and mysterious. That’s how you have fun. Hell, you can try your characters in different genres.

Anyway, that’s what I wanted to talk about today. Stay cool, kids.

(I get up from the chair and I was clearly uncomfortable because I’m walking poorly.)

Five Video Games That Should Become Movies

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This might be a controversial topic as video game movies are largely loathed and have only recently gotten good. Looking at you, Sonic the Hedgehog trilogy, thanks for holding up the side. I don’t think those movies were a fluke but we saw how bad it could have been with the ugly sonic from the first trailers.

AHHHHH!

The reason I say it’s a tossup is because there is so much history behind Sonic and the expectations are going to be so high. But there’s the kicker. There are a lot of different video games that you could turn into movies with their much less well known plotlines and hell they aren’t even known that well in the video game world. Let’s look at the five that I think would really work.

Blast Corps

Speed was an enormous hit. A bus that can’t slow down and if it does, it’s not going to just kill the people on it but people around them. That’s a hell of a pitch and idea.

What if you changed it that it’s a nuclear missile truck that can kill thousands, millions of people if it crashes into something in the wrong place. Enter the Blast Corps, a group of pilots and drivers that have access to a bunch of vehicles such as robots, giant dump trucks, bulldozers and cars. They need to destroy everything in the truck’s path to make sure that it doesn’t detonate.

That concept also rules. It’s high octane, ready to go for a blockbuster disaster movie. Roland Emmerich would salivate over the idea of making this movie. Also, you could make so many toys if you make it PG. Kids would love a big playset with collapsible buildings.

The tone could be kind of silly(because it’s a silly concept) and you could just have so much fun with it. You could make some of the most wild and out there characters. Just let the actors go broad and get nuts.

You could start off with them using those construction vehicles and “they’re like, we’re not going to be able to break through in time” and all of a sudden the mech comes busting through is like. “Kept you waiting, hunh?”

Get on this one, Hollywood.

Also before I move on, in the past, I’ve heard so many people give Roland Emmerich flack for making big dumb popcorn movies. Okay, the man has a skill for making good looking popcorn movies.

Look at that, that could be a painting. The main has a niche and has mastered it.

Wild Guns

A forgotten SNES game that deserves some love because it’s so much fun. It’s a western where Annie has hired Clint to help her get revenge for her father’s murder. The two of them head out and start gunning down anything in their path.

“Frank, you charismatically handsome devil, that’s been done to death!”

It has. BUT HAS IT BEEN DONE WITH GIANT ROBOTS?

Fuck yeah

There are dinosaur skeletons. There are high tech trains. There’s a giant robot crab. It is insane. Once more you can do so much with this.

You could write such good banter between Annie, who Clint thinks is this like simple rich southern belle until she grabs her guns and proves herself to him. Meanwhile, he becomes much more understanding.

Just imagine the action scenes. The two of them running around a town as robots open fire on them. The fire dying down as they gun down the robots. And with robots, you can make it PG as well, once again bringing in the kids. That’s why the foot soldiers in Ninja Turtles should always be robots cos you can go nuts on them without worry.

Also in the remake they added two more characters.

Doris that cool lady in green and Bullet that little gunslinging dog on a Green Goblin glider. This is made to be a hit.

Zombies Ate My Neighbors

Another game with a paper thin plot and a great title. Two teens, Julia and Zeke, find themselves protecting their idiot neighbors from an onslaught of a variety of monsters. They’re oblivious and keep cheerleading and barbecuing in the midst of this apocalypse.

There are zombies, you nerds! Leave the burgers

They use weapons like squirt guns, soda cans, weed whackers and bazookas to fight off zombies, blobs, evil plant monsters, killer dolls, mummies, vampires and sea monsters. You can have so much fun with all of that.

In the game you have to collect your neighbors before you can move on. Boom, a scientist invented a teleporter and it allows them to tap their neighbors and send them off. It would have a Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle vibe.

If you kept it moving with the run and gun vibe from the game it would kill as an action comedy. Sean of the Dead proved that you can do it already.

It Takes Two

What’s this? A modern game!? This would be great to be a more adult oriented video game movie. In it, two parents who are on the verge of divorce are magically turned into their daughter’s dolls. They are trying their best to get her to notice them so that they can get turned back into humans. But eventually another character named Hakim forces them to overcome obstacles to fix things between them and show how they’ve been neglecting their daughter.

This would be a fun family film that turns into a tearjerker towards the end. It would be like Up or Inside Out. Heartbreaking and wonderful. It could lead to so many great discussions.

I saw Inside Out with some parents and they openly wept. It was the discovery that they realized that they couldn’t make their children happy all the time. This builds on that with allowing them to check in with one another to make sure that they’re doing the best for each other and their kids.

Plus, you can add so much humor to it. A nice light in the darkness.

Bubble Bobble

Bubble Bobble is about two dragons that shoot bubbles that encase robots and other monsters before turning them into food. They are ready and waiting to become mascots and big as the minions. Look at how cute he is.

Just give them cute personalities and you are ready to go. Make a land of the dragons that they have to protect and them using their bubbles to fight back.

You would need to do a little more worldbuilding on this one though. The levels for Bubble Bobble weren’t exactly detailed.

Think of it as a blank canvas

Hell, you could do a crossover movie with the Yoshis! That would be super cute.

Summary

So those are my choices for the next video game movies. There are so many games out there that I might have to do this again and still never reach the bottom of the barrel. But who cares. This was fun.

Walk

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I listened to the song of the leaves as I crunched along the road. There was a chill running up my back that my coat couldn’t keep out. It was nice to feel, it had been a long walk and I was starting to overheat.

I was thinking of you as I listened to my music. Would you like this song? Would you think it was silly or something that was right up your alley? Would you sing along?

I remember when we sang together. Going down the same road in a car instead of by foot. That car was a lot like our friendship. Dented and old but unstoppable.

Those dents, I could never buff them out. We had done things to one another. Caused each other pain.

Sometimes you just have to live with it. Walk with the damage done to you. Was it unforgivable? Not this time. Would we forget? Probably not.

Review: Gundam Requiem for Vengeance

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I watched all six episodes of Gundam Requiem for a Vengeance over the course of two days last week. My non spoiler review is that it’s well made and very good. My spoiler thoughts are below the jump.

*SPOILERS FOR GUNDAM REQUIEM FOR VENGEANCE*

For the uninitiated, the Gundam franchise is about a world where humans have created colonies in space and that has made people on the earth and colonies turn into the Hatfields and McCoys. They are constantly at war with the colonies being represented by the nation of Zeon, who in most continuities are the bad guys because they’re constantly trying to drop colonies on the earth to create nuclear winter.

Their main advantage in the war are weapons known as mobile suits, specifically the Zaku.

They make short work of any defenses the earth and colonies can throw at them. Usually the series picks up when the earth and its subsequent resistance comes up with an even better mobile suit called a gundam.

They are usually superior in every aspect and are able to dice through most of the Zakus. And they are usually piloted by hyperemotional teenagers and lead to ponderous discussions of war and the nature of a soldier’s existence. It sounds silly and it partly is but it’s nice to have a war franchise be made by people who think that war is bad as opposed to a lot of American media, which thinks that war is just peachy-keen.

Our story starts with the four person Red Wolves squadron of Zaku pilots who are making their way through Europe. We see how well they’re able to handle themselves with tanks and other weapons barely able to scratch them. The four pilots are pretty standard issue characters. They’re brash and hotheaded and say things like “Good hunting” to one another.

During the first episode, they settle in for the night at their base and everything seems to be going well. Until, there’s an explosion and rising out of the flames is the gundam.

It’s presented in the same way that Godzilla is with similar music and an air of inescapability and unstoppability. Everything they throw at it only seems to distract it before it subsequently kills its annoyances. Red Wolf Squadron is halved and the rest of the forces are destroyed. Are two leads, Iria and LeSean set out to save what survivors they can.

The rest of the show is a desperate cat and mouse game against and enemy that outpaces all of the main characters. Iria, our main character, is a complicated woman who has her duty but knows it means letting her friends and fellow soldiers die sometimes as well as making sure she doesn’t get back home to see her son.

There is an impressive dream sequence where she is seen in her former occupation of virtuoso violinist playing on stage in a long red dress. The bottom of the dress becomes blood that’s filling up the theater while she’s applauded by an audience of dead Zeon soldiers.

The show finally ends when she discovers the truth of the Gundam’s pilot. He’s not some grizzled adult but a scared kid who is forced to fight. She tries to spare him but while convincing him to stand down another soldier comes up behind him and stabs him in the back. Leaving Iria bereft and desperate to keep fighting to make sure that no other children have to be caught up in this conflict.

It reminds me of the Admiral Pelleon quote from the Star Wars Extended Universe.

“We go to war so that our children will never know the fear of it. Then our children go to war and we realize what fear truly is.”

To sum it up, the 3D animation works well with the designs of the characters and mobile suits. It’s nice to see a show where it’s not some world ending threat but instead a few days in the lives of a group of people. The main downside is besides for Iria I didn’t really feel like I got to know any other characters. There could have been another episode just to flesh everyone else out.

But I do think it’s worth watching if you like Gundam or anime in general.

Okay, I’m back

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It’s been about two weeks and I’m fully in my apartment alone, dug in like a tick. Boy, oh boy, do I love it.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m still on good terms with my old roommates. But there’s just something to be said about coming into my apartment, immediately throwing my pants away and just enjoying having to answer to no one. I’m never going back.

It took me about two days to get my apartment completely in order. I had it all planned out in my head before I started so that helped me get everything in its right place. I have a closet for my hobbies, I have a great utility closet and I have the nest.

The nest is a large futon mattress that I can put up into a little couch or its original mattress form. I did it this way so my bros can come over for sleepovers. The kitchen has the main downside in that the oven is very old and not as good as I wanted. I also don’t control the heat, which is weird.

But a home is like a pet, it’s never perfect but that’s what makes them so special. I’m never going back to living with people until I fall in love with someone.

My mental state just feels so much better too. I have so much more energy and ability to do things. I can’t way to really dig into my hobbies. Last night, I was pushing through my exhaustion to finish a wonderful glitter unicorn puzzle.

I also know that it’s important when living alone to stay social. You can get weird if you’re left alone. Well, I’m kind of getting burned out by people. I’ve been hanging out a lot with people to the point that I could kind of use a break.

If nothing else, I’m going to start doing this blog and it’s only going to get weirder.

Moving On

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Since the last post on this page, I have moved into my own apartment for the first time in my life and I’ve celebrated a birthday. This is my first post in this apartment.

It’s a strange thing to walk into a home and know that everything inside of it is yours alone. It reminds me of when I was a kid and started working for the first time at 15. The Playstation 2 had just come out and I had seen the groundbreaking Grand Theft Auto 3. A game bigger than anything I had ever seen before, with 3D graphics and it allowed you to go anywhere.

I wanted it so badly. I had saved up enough money from my part time job at McDonalds. I was so scared and nervous back then being around people. I would honestly want to do that again now. There were so many big personalities.

But anyway, I was a little bit persistent for my dad to drive me to my local video game store. He eventually did and then we had to go get the composite cables for it. My dad was a good sport about it. But I remember holding that PS2 in my hands and I said to him.

“This is mine. I earned this. No one can take this from me.”

And that’s how I feel sitting in my apartment. I took a risk going back to school and through some hard work and a lot of luck, I’ve landed a job that can keep me afloat. The apartment is mine to do with what I want. I’ve built a reading nest in my living room. The temperature is mine to control. I can walk three feet into my apartment after work and my pants are gone. It’s a wonderful feeling.

The other thing I can do is be creative in a way that I never was before. I got self conscious playing my guitar when my roommates could hear. Now I can play whenever I want as long as I don’t bother my neighbors. Fortunately, the soundproofing seems to be pretty good. I haven’t heard anything from them but I don’t want to push buttons.

It’s a nice feeling and I’m going to chase it.

The Spider-Man Factor: Make Your Hero Suck(a little bit)

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Batman prepares. Batman is always prepared. Superman can do anything. These are the reasons that these characters are loved and people think they’re boring. They’ve lasted for so long. But it’s also been said they’re hard to write for.

There is a problem in DC where super powers can become so godlike that it becomes hard to think of challenges for them. The great cry in every MCU movie is “Why don’t you just call the Avengers?” well, in DC it becomes “Why does anyone try anything when Superman is around? Or Shazam? Or the Green Lanterns?”. There are so many massive threats that it’s ridiculous that anything other than God coming down to throw down with the heroes of Earth.

Marvel understands this and has kept most of their heroes “street level”. They are only able to do so much. It’s why people can become fearful of mutants. Some mutants are known as Omega level and that means that they can destroy the world if they so want. In my eyes, that just means that they’re on the same level as Superman.

When Spider-man fucks up, you can say, well that’s just who Spider-man is. He’s powerful, super strong and fast. But you could probably kill him with a small army and some air support. There’s a reason that his villains to bring him down didn’t need to ascend to god level, they just had to come at him all at once.

You can see this in Supernatural, the boys hunt monsters and all these things for near two decades during the run of the show. However, they’re still idiots and that makes them compelling. Because even the best fuck up.

That’s how you should be able to write Batman and Superman but people think of them being too perfect. Too powerful. That’s why one of the most loved versions of Batman is the one from the animated series. He’s a human. He’s smarter and stronger than the average human but he can still get stabbed by the Joker.

We don’t want Gods. We want good people doing good things. A hero shouldn’t stand above you but with you. They should be selfless and kind and inspire you to do the same. There is of course some variation to keep them interesting but that’s what a hero does.

It’s something that I try and put in my writing. I write the person first and then figure out what their power would do to them. Would it make them good? Bad? Corrupt? That’s up to what happens when I put finger to key and pen to paper.