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Capsules From Dragonball Don’t Make Sense

In the world of Dragonball Z, there’s a great deal of things that kind of suck. I’ve brought up that a handful of people decide the fate of everyone on the planet for good or ill. Millions die because of Goku and his friends’ bullshit.

Buncha jerks

That blue haired woman, her name is Bulma. She is the daughter of Dr. Briefs who invented the concept of capsules. How they work, is that you can press a button to make the object go into a tiny capsule that looks like this:

This could be anything from cars, motorcycles to whole ass houses. You press the button on top and whip it into an area that will be large enough for the item and wait for it to appear.

As you can see from the gif, whole ass house. This technology is insane. They do use it, I would say intelligently as you can have a single soldier carry a plane, tank or any number of other weapons on their person. But the implications of it are mind bending. Just like the scenario I always bring up when people talk about flying cars:

Person 1: Have you heard from Dave?

Person 2: Yeah, he was killed by a drunk driver.

Person 1: Oh my God. Where?

Person 2: He was asleep in his bed on the second floor.

This scenario must play out in the Dragonball world:

“I have to get to work! Where’s my car? Oh, shit I think it was in my pockets that I donated to Goodwill. Shit.”

You could lose a whole ass vehicle to someone putting it in their pocket and walking away. I mean, it also means that the transport industry can be reduced to a guy. No more trucks needed. No more cargo ships or planes. Congrats on destroying that industry Dr. Briefs. I’m sure it’s not the only casualty in the world of people’s jobs that you’ve murdered.

It reminds me of how no one talks about how in the world of Pokemon that they’ve developed a technology that converts creatures into pure energy.

Bulbasaur joins the infinite for a brief moment

What is that Bulbasaur feeling as every atom of his body is turned into pure light? Pain? Ecstasy? Resignation? We know from the lore that each pokeball creates a habitat that the pokemon would enjoy. So, when the pokemon bursts out of the ball it’s because it’s shopping for a new home and decided that it doesn’t like the curtains in the first one you threw. Which, I mean, understandable. If I’m going to be trapped forever in servitude I might as well be comfortable.

Dragonball Super Asks an Interesting Theological Question: What If You Could Punch God in the Face?

Okay to be fair, in Dragonball and all its different forms, the god that Goku punches is not the Almighty. He’s Beerus the god of destruction and he looks like a purple kitty man.

He shows up and tells the main characters that he’s going to destroy the world unless he can fight the Super Saiyan God. Goku achieves it as he does everything in the series and manages to fight him. He still loses the fight but Beerus decides to let the earth survive.

Dragonball constantly offers that any problem with enough effort, the heroes can overcome it. It’s a pretty hopeful sentiment. There’s nothing that you can’t get over.

What if Noah told God that he was going to overthrow the world and Noah was just ripped off his shirt and shouted for God to come down and face him. What if he made up a team with Jacob who was able to wrestle with an angel for 24 hours straight. What would God’s response be? Just to flood the world anyway?

Of course, Noah did not have the abilities that Goku and his friends do in Dragonball Z. They are gods unto themselves. With the flick of a finger they can destroy a planet or turn a city into a glass floor. It would be interesting to see the world through the eyes of a normal person as Goku and his friends let one of their opponents run roughshod over the planet.

Maybe that’s the issue, that once you hit a certain level of power it’s hard to see other people as anything but disposable. We see that throughout Dragonball where innocent people are constantly caught in the crossfire. Cities are destroyed or their people are killed. Finally in the Buu saga the bodycount reaches the maximum as everyone on the planet is killed. The heroes revive everyone but they are returned to the planet knowing what happens on the other side.

If this was the real world, things would change if the entire world was brought back to life. The entirety of what comes next would be shown to the every single person. Religions would change and some would just end. Would people become more or less reckless knowing that they constantly lived on the edge of a knife because of the actions of a handful of individuals?

It’s a question that we’re not going to get an answer to in the actual text. I guess I’m going to have to find it myself.