This is one of those esoteric posts where I’m sure that no one will agree with me because what I’m talking about is absolutely insane.
1. Britney Spears- Ryu/Christina Aguilera- Ken
When I was younger there was a feeling of rivalry between these two. The studios played it up leading eventually to the quashing of it(I guess?) by having them both smooch Madonna at the VMAs. So, what better way to feature this rivalry by giving them the movesets of two of the greatest rivals in video game history. I think the simple set of fireball, dragon uppercut and hurricane kick would be great for these two ladies. Simple and clean like the song by Utada Hikaru.
2. Charli XCX/M. Bison
M. Bison is the final boss of the first few Street Fighter games. Megalomaniac and all that. I’m not saying that’s who Charli XCX is but I do feel like his moveset would fit her. Just imagine her doing a psycho crusher in that outfit she’s wearing in the left. It would be sick as hell. Plus, “The day that Charli XCX visited your village was the greatest day of your life, but to me it was Tuesday.” feels like it fits and also “For I beheld satan as he fell from heaven like lightning!” also feels like something she would say.
Taylor Swift/Juri
A great deal has been made about Taylor Swift’s legs including her who pointed out that her cat owed her several million dollars for scratching her legs. I don’t really care beyond the fact that I think that in that case it makes sense for her to have Juri’s moveset. Almost all of Juri’s moves are kicks and thus it would make sense to come from Taylor Swift.
Olivia Rodrigo/Guile
Wrote a song called All American Bitch and thus she claims this moveset as her own. But I feel like it also fits, full of sick kicks and the sonic boom that keeps her mobile and fast. Sometimes things just fit because they fit. Speaking of which…
Harry Styles/Sean
Harry Styles gives me big Sean energy. I don’t know why. I could see him finishing off an opponent with a disrespectful basketball throw.
Mariah Carey/Cody
Okay, now this is going to be a weird one. The whole thing about Cody is that he has unchecked power and is untrained. That if he was trained, he would be nearly unstoppable. His punches throw hurricanes just as they are. So, to that end, I think that Mariah Carey who has an insanely powerful voice would fit his moveset. Also, much like Cody who remains in jail despite being able to break out whenever he wants, Mariah Carey remains hidden until Christmas when she unleashes herself and takes control of the airwaves.
I feel like I could keep this going but I’d rather leave on a high note. If I think of some more, I’ll do a part 2.
I think the reason I failed is because I got the idea in July and it was basically a nonstop sprint until the end of the year. I got close. I listened to 76 albums before the New Year. My friends said that why don’t you say that you’re going to keep going until next July. But it doesn’t feel neat that way. I just want things to look good.
But why do this? I keep track of the number of books that I read, video games I complete, and TV shows and movies that I watch in a year. Shouldn’t I just be focused on enjoying the media? Why do I have to keep score?
Because it’s part of the discipline of being a creative, at least in my eyes. It’s easy to fall into the same things or waste my time watching Youtube videos or the same things I’ve seen before. I need to make sure that I’m still consuming new ideas and learning from it. Challenging my old preconceived notions.
It’s the same reason that I read from every genre I can find. Because every genre has something new to teach me. I learned how to write flowery descriptions from romance novels. Reading horror taught me suspense for both my own horror writing and when I write things in other genres. I want to make sure that I’m the best I can be and to do that you need to research.
I’m going to cover some of the albums I listened to and below you’ll find the complete list. I think most of them were very good but I’ve highlighted the ones I liked the best. The best though of all of them was Chappell Roan’s “The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess”. There are no skips on that album.
You might noticed that I listened to Smashmouth’s album. The reason for that was partly because I was looking to see if we could move beyond All Star as their only meme song. Turns out that they had put together a really solid sound and that album was very good.
Anyway, I think that it’s a good thing to attempt and keeping track is fun. I like trying to beat my old high score for books each year. So far the best I’ve made in the three years I’ve been doing this is 60 books. Trying to get to a hundred in a year.
Mayday- Old Blood
Mazzy Star- So Tonight That I Might See
boygenius- the record
The Kinks- The Kinks are the Village Green Preservation Society
Bad Religion- The Gray Race
Blondie- Parallel Lines
Butthole Ricochet- Sophomore Slump
Mean Girls 2024 soundtrack
Taylor Swift- folklore
Spoon- Memory Dust EP
Azure Ray- As Above, So Below EP
girl in red- if i could make it all go quiet
Belle and Sebastian- If You’re Feeling Sinister
Fugazi- Repeater
The Pierces- You & I
Megadeth- Cryptic Writings
PUP- The Dream is Over
Judas Priest- Sad Wings of Destiny
Bright Eyes- Cassadaga(Companion Version)
Bright Eyes- Digital Ash in a Digital Urn(Companion Version)
Bright Eyes- Lifted…(Companion Version)
Queens of the Stone Age- Songs for the Deaf
Hot Step-Mom- The Serial Killer in the Other Room is Better Than You
Taylor Swift- Lover
Catie Turner- Comedy & Tragedy Act 1 – EP
Raye- 21st Century Blues
Bad Bad Hats- Bad Bad Hats
Taylor Swift- Tortured Poets Department
Billie Eilish- Hit Me Hard and Soft
Noga Erez- KIDS(Against the Machine)
Dua Lipa- Dua Lipa
Ninja Sex Party- These Nuts
Apollo 440- The Future’s What It Used to Be
Chappell Roan- The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess
Sabrina Carpenter- Short n’ Sweet
girl in red- I’M DOING IT AGAIN BABY!
Metallica- The Black Album
The Linda Lindas- No Obligations
The Decemberists- I’ll Be Your Girl
Epic Beard Men- This Was Supposed to Be Fun
Fleetwood Mac- Rumors
Cursive- Devourer
Wolf Alice- Visions of a Life
The Last Dinner Party- Prelude to Ecstasy
Stars- Do You Trust Your Friends?
Smashmouth- Astrolounge
Bright Eyes- Five Dice, All Threes
Michael Jackson- Thriller
Thursday- War All the Time
Chaos Chaos- Committed to the Crime EP
Iron and Wine- Our Endless Numbered Days
Norah Jones- Come Away With Me
Zolof The Rock and Roll Destroyer- Schematics
Zolof The Rock and Roll Destroyer and Reel Big Fish- Duet All Night Long EP
Dead Kennedys- Plastic Surgery Disasters
Dead Kennedys- In God We Trust, Inc EP
Sabrina Carpenter- emails I can’t send
The Misfits- Collection
Violent Femmes- Violent Femmes
The Dare- What’s Wrong With New York?
The Dare- Sex EP
Joe Jackson- Look Sharp!
The Long Johns- Bones EP
Light and Motion- Wonder
Tiffany Poon- Dvornak Album
The Smiths- The Queen is Dead
The Smiths- Louder Than Bombs
The Smiths- Strangeways, Here I Come
David Bowie- Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders of Mars
Edith Piaf- Chansons Parisiennes
Robert Palmer- Riptide
Sade- Love Deluxe
Vic Chesnutt- At the Cut
Wicked Soundtrack
System of a Down- Toxicity
Harvey Danger- Where Have All the Merrymakers Gone?
Tim Kasher whether writing from personal experience or simply creating characters wants you to know that men are terrible. Throughout his multitude of bands whether they be the hard rocking Cursive, the more melodic and acoustic Good Life or his self titled work, Kasher has become a surgeon dissecting past relationships to show the flaws that we have and create in one another. He doesn’t let the men in his songs shirk the responsibility for the things that they’ve done.
This brings us to The Good Life’s third album and inarguably their magnum opus, “Album of the Year”. A title that is grandiose but also connects the theme of twelve songs, each one for a different month of the year. Detailing the rise, fall and eventual breakup of an unnamed man and woman. The album is mostly acoustic with a few rowdier tracks thrown in for good measure.
When it comes to most breakup albums most male singer/songwriters are keeping one eye open for the subject of their next breakup album. Much like the lovelorn main characters of a wide array of romantic comedies, they are blameless and only want to find their one true love. Kasher doesn’t operate that way, “Album of the Year” is more “Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World” than every John Hughes movie in existence, Kasher’s main character is a jerk and you need to know that.
The eponymous track starts us off with the line “the first time that I met you I was throwing up in a ladies room stall” to show you that this is not going to be a romance to tell the grandkids about. The song charges forward with a strong riff as he details his girlfriend bringing him tomato soup but much like the soup, the relationship quickly cools. Finally, it features the two of them going through their belongings as they separate before they see something that reminds them of old times and “we started laughing until it didn’t hurt”.
It says something about the strength of Kasher’s songwriting that he’s able to cram the plot of a short film into one five minute song. It’s easy to see how he’s been working in the music business for the last thirty years. Evident not only through this album but most of his back catalog.
The stories don’t end there, the next track “Night and Day” features Kasher on accordion and a lilting lullaby of a melody, deep sighs echoing in the background. Telling the sad story of a girl that he once knew with cuts on her legs that tended bar. Detailing her sadness with the masterful hand of an expert storyteller.
The next track “Under a Honeymoon” shows a pair falling for each other quickly but it’s all just an act. They know it but they’re not talking about it. The lyrics and melody sounding like a plea that they just forget and go with the flow, letting themselves feel good for once as the song ends like a crashing wave.
The denial continues in the next song “You’re No Fool” accompanied by a driving melody and some sleazy trumpet. Kasher tells the story of a woman struggling to convince herself that she’s not being cheated on. The title repeated at the end as if she’s repeating it to herself to make it real.
A riot of a song “Notes in His Pocket” continues this tale of infidelity as someone slams the keys of a piano. This time the wantonness is obvious and everyone is talking behind the woman’s back. Kasher calls for the woman to catch this man in the act and punish him.
The cracks in the relationship become fissure sized over the next two songs “You’re Not You” and “October Leaves”. The former shows the woman in the relationship realizing how she’s changed and her partner’s image of her is not the same as hers, which leads them to becoming cold towards one another at the end of the latter. Both songs feature little more than Kasher on guitar as they come to startling different ends.
The man gets to testify in the eighth song, “Lovers Need Lawyers” another lively track with more of a rock vibe. He swears that nothing happened but the evidence is mounting against him. The final lyrics of the song are a bitter plea that they should remain together, condemned as they are.
The ten minute juggernaut that is “Inmates” is the best song on the entire album. Kasher abdicates singing duties to Jiha Lee and Jenny Lewis, the latter from the band Rilo Kiley at the time of recording, as he picks a gentle melody out. Jiha sings gently of our former partner’s heartbreaking upbringing but doesn’t excuse anything, asking him simple questions such as “when you loved me, did you really love me?”, “when you thought you’d hurt me, did you think you’d hurt me?” and “when you said you needed me, did you really need me?” before answering them to show she knows who he is and it’s terrible. The song is haunting in its beauty and if you listen to no other tracks, this should be the one you look up. Hell, here it is.
The next two songs are the man’s response, “Needy” and “A New Friend” show him bitterly calling out his ex but even his protestations sound hollow. The songs though are excellent exit music for the album, “Needy” have a sample breakdown that helps it stand out amongst the others while “A New Friend” is Kasher writing in his element. Telling the ex that though he knows she’s moved on, she can always come back to him and they can do something stupid.
The final song “Two Years This Month” features a musical flashback before Kasher sings acapella that it’s been two years since they last spoke. No more bitterness, no more arguments just acceptance.
This album proves that if Taylor Swift is the queen of the breakup song, Kasher is the outlaw king in her shadow. Roaming the countryside, never receiving the glory he deserves and in need of a throne of his own. If the two of them ever collaborated it would create the most beautiful and bitter out-of-love songs that the world has ever seen.
This album comes highly recommended. It first came out in August 2004 and has been in constant rotation in my life since then. Even now I listen to it and still hear things that I missed before and the songs never get old.
It’s hard to find an album that feels as complete yet slim as this one does. There’s no excess to it, it’s sleek without being pretentious and it’s heartfelt above all else. Kasher has always been a solid songwriter but here is where he’s truly flexing his muscles.
As this album reaches the age to legally drive, it still tells stories that deserve to be heard. That can help the heartbroken through painful times. So, do yourself a favor and give it a listen.