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“My food came quick though the person handing me the food stared at me with lifeless, dead eyes.”

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“It’s very clear that because us drive thru people can’t leave, he leaves us until the end of the day. I ordered food at 7am and didn’t get it until twelve hours later. I was also the last person in line at the drive thru so I got a burger with 25 patties on it.”

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“Seems to force fairies to do all the work and also kept leaping over out table on the way to help other customers. The steak was not that great.”

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“Asked him if they had more than the five items on the shelf and he said that he hadn’t unlocked anything else. I don’t know how I’m supposed to make a meal with chocolate cereal, flower, white bread, sugar and vegetable oil.”

No Stars

“Oh God, he’s killed so many people. He doesn’t slow down for road closings. He just barrels through. He’s a menace to everyone else on the road. Sometimes he’ll just be driving normally but he’ll just veer off the road and crash into the guardrail.”

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“I’ve never met anyone happier to do their job than this power washer. Though I’m a little worried about the condition of his knees as he keeps falling off of tall things and is seemingly fine.”

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“It was a really good shop until he overextended himself and couldn’t afford to finish a car. Since then it’s been left fallow and he never came back to it. I’d like to get my car but he hasn’t been backed. Welp, he’s starting a new garage, I’m disappearing like I just got snapped by Thanos. Goodbye my darling wife. Goodbye my chi-“

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“It’s good food as long as you don’t show up in the last ten seconds. Then they realize they can’t fulfill your order and just spin in place.”

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“He was preparing my food but then he was alerted the bathroom needed to be cleaned and he did so but didn’t wash his hands.”

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“Good coffee for a bad price. But make sure that you’re order isn’t complicated because if it is, the owner will come around the counter and hit you with a baseball bat. Also people keep leaving their cigarettes on the floor. One person did and the swing of his baseball bat hit most of us. He seemed to not care and then went to bed at 3pm while there were still people in the queue.”