I saw my father plucking scales
From a mermaid’s tail
To make a necklace for my mother
Which isn’t an excuse
But it is an explanation
My friend met a boy
Who doesn’t call her back
But does text her friends
She took a swig of wine
And said, “If I found out
that Taylor Swift hunted men for sport
I’d fucking get it”
As for me, I need to get out there
But there’s this pile of books
That I really need to get to
1. They say “I hate drama.”
This is a pretty obvious one. Mostly because anyone who can recognize drama and calls it by this name, loves it and wants to bathe in it. Normal people just refer to it as stupid bullshit.
2. They teach drama courses at the local community college
YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE PICKED UP ON THIS ONE SOONER.
3. They make you wear a Matt Dillon mask
It tells you that their feelings for you are waning… until the last step
4. They call out drama while doing the deed…
It’s over.
Franklin Cota, an author and podcaster 