If there’s ever a problem in the Great Valley, you know whose going to make it worse? This asshole right here. Daddy Topps, father of Sara. He’s a racist triceratops that hates everyone that isn’t a three horn as they call themselves. Honestly, the entire Great Valley would be better off without him. Would that mean Sara is orphaned? No, she has a stepmom now who loves her and that love is equal to whatever mediocre love that asshole triceratops could provide. You know that if she came home with a gentle kosmoceratops boyfriend he would immediately throw her out.

Every time there’s an issue in the Great Valley he starts creating divisions between everyone and considering the number of great disasters the Great Valley faces, coming together is going to be the only way for everyone to survive. But then you have him telling Long Necks how they’re pieces of shit as opposed to Three Horns. Calling out the Flyers for being lazy unlike Three Horns. He has to go.

So, how do we get rid of Daddy Topps? Well, we can’t just throw him out of the Great Valley because then we would have to listen to him whine and whinge as he starved to death. Instead, we use his racism against him. We keep talking about how threehorns are known for their bravery and ability to fight the sharp teeth and other predators. How a true threehorn would live far away from the rest of society and defend them from afar. Like a batdinosaur.

He heads out to the borders of the Great Valley and prevents the sharp teeth from getting in. When he dies, hopefully it will be to the claws of Chomper and his parents. They deserve the protein. He would probably keep other dinosaurs out that deserved to come in, so he would still be doing the normal racist bullshit. He’s not that smart being a racist, so he’s probably easy to fool.

If we can pull this off, I would say that problems in the Great Valley are going to be reduced by at least 99%. Fuck off, Daddy Topps.