This is one of those esoteric posts where I’m sure that no one will agree with me because what I’m talking about is absolutely insane.

1. Britney Spears- Ryu/Christina Aguilera- Ken

When I was younger there was a feeling of rivalry between these two. The studios played it up leading eventually to the quashing of it(I guess?) by having them both smooch Madonna at the VMAs. So, what better way to feature this rivalry by giving them the movesets of two of the greatest rivals in video game history. I think the simple set of fireball, dragon uppercut and hurricane kick would be great for these two ladies. Simple and clean like the song by Utada Hikaru.

2. Charli XCX/M. Bison

M. Bison is the final boss of the first few Street Fighter games. Megalomaniac and all that. I’m not saying that’s who Charli XCX is but I do feel like his moveset would fit her. Just imagine her doing a psycho crusher in that outfit she’s wearing in the left. It would be sick as hell. Plus, “The day that Charli XCX visited your village was the greatest day of your life, but to me it was Tuesday.” feels like it fits and also “For I beheld satan as he fell from heaven like lightning!” also feels like something she would say.

Taylor Swift/Juri

A great deal has been made about Taylor Swift’s legs including her who pointed out that her cat owed her several million dollars for scratching her legs. I don’t really care beyond the fact that I think that in that case it makes sense for her to have Juri’s moveset. Almost all of Juri’s moves are kicks and thus it would make sense to come from Taylor Swift.

Olivia Rodrigo/Guile

Wrote a song called All American Bitch and thus she claims this moveset as her own. But I feel like it also fits, full of sick kicks and the sonic boom that keeps her mobile and fast. Sometimes things just fit because they fit. Speaking of which…

Harry Styles/Sean

Harry Styles gives me big Sean energy. I don’t know why. I could see him finishing off an opponent with a disrespectful basketball throw.

Mariah Carey/Cody

Okay, now this is going to be a weird one. The whole thing about Cody is that he has unchecked power and is untrained. That if he was trained, he would be nearly unstoppable. His punches throw hurricanes just as they are. So, to that end, I think that Mariah Carey who has an insanely powerful voice would fit his moveset. Also, much like Cody who remains in jail despite being able to break out whenever he wants, Mariah Carey remains hidden until Christmas when she unleashes herself and takes control of the airwaves.

I feel like I could keep this going but I’d rather leave on a high note. If I think of some more, I’ll do a part 2.