1.  They say “I hate drama.”

This is a pretty obvious one.  Mostly because anyone who can recognize drama and calls it by this name, loves it and wants to bathe in it. Normal people just refer to it as stupid bullshit.

2.  They teach drama courses at the local community college

YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE PICKED UP ON THIS ONE SOONER.

3. They make you wear a Matt Dillon mask

It tells you that their feelings for you are waning… until the last step

4.  They call out drama while doing the deed…

It’s over.