Everyone’s had that dream that you show up to a class that you’ve never been there before or you’re late for a big test or you’re in class but you’re not wearing any clothes.  What about the trifecta?  You show up to a class late, not wearing pants and you haven’t been there the entire year.  That would be the worst.

But what about the other people in that class?  What are they thinking?

“This idiot doesn’t show up all year but they still show up for the final exam?  How did they know it was today if they’ve never been here?  But they show up for it late.  Not wearing pants.  You were fifteen minutes late and you couldn’t even put on a goddamn pair of pants.  How dare you.  Do you know how hard we all worked in this class.  Go fuck yourself.”