Somewhere someone is making a terrible youtube video about wokeness and other bullshit regarding the fact that the new Silver Surfer is a woman. It’s really stupid.

My thoughts, it doesn’t matter if the Silver Surfer is male or female, the character just has to wrestle with the moral conundrum of bringing the big purple dude to planets to munch.

But really, we all know the reason for the Silver Surfer to be female. It’s so that the Human Torch can date her. The Human Torch has a habit of dating women from space so it makes sense for him to be into her. Besides look at this photo.

That’s a, “I saw her across the room” look. I’m calling it. Let’s see if I’m right.