Okay, are you fucking ready? Are you fucking ready? I CAN’T HEAR YOU IN THE BACK. BECAUSE IT’S TIME TO GET REAL. IT’S TIME FOR AN UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTH.

The default state of the toilet is seat down.

To make it as simple as I can. It’s just polite to put it back down and if you feel a certain kind of way about having to put it back down, maybe wash your hands and it won’t fucking matter.

Secondly, having the seat down makes you ready for anything. Seat up, you only can take care of one kind of business.

This was going to be a much longer article where I got way more into detail about it. I just wanted to put this on the map. Draw my line in the sand and tell people to challenge me with it.

You’ll never win. I will die on this hill. Seat down. The seat wants to rest the same way you do when you’re inside of there.